- Anti Joke

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Take this and put it- No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

69

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."