- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Black Friday

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

My kids are mistakes.

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

ME NAME IS JEFF

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Health food.

penis

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

woman's rights

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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