- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

How long is a china man?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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