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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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