What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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