Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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A young baby died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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