I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

Womens' sports

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

willie revilame

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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