- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

The joke below is absolute shit.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

women's rights.

Women's Rights.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

fava beans

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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