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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What are we then hypocrites?

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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