Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What color is red paint? Red

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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