Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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A white person at Harvard

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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