- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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