A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Potassium? K.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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