- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

i am and me is i

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Welcome to die!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

"knock knock" "Come in"

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

hahahahaha thats not funny

heads up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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