What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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what happens every day? People die

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