Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Women's rights.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Anyone??????????/

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Take this and put it- No.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Anti Joke

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