- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

whats chinese noodles

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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