- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

I had sex with my mother in law

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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