what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Cheese stick

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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