When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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