- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What did the sign say? It said slow down

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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