What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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I <3 Hitler

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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