- Anti Joke

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Women's rights

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?