- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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