Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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