- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

My friend harris is fat.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

A man walks into a bar

You have friends

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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