What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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This joke is funny

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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