- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Justin's humor

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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