- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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