Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Justin Bieber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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