- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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