What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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