What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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I pooped.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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