Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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The Game

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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