- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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