What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

why was the boy sad? because.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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