- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

why was the boy sad? because.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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