Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

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