- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Women's rights.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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