HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Womens' sports

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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