- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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