- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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