69- by Adam Chebali

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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r u smart..... or ur black

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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