- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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