Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's blue? The sky.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

I pooped.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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