- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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