what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Women's rights.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Poop

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Bob dole

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Anti Joke

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