Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What do you call a black man? A person

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

I LIKE TRAINS

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Poop

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

He walked in a bar

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Women's rights.

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

whats a willy? -brock

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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