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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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