- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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