What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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