- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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