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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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