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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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