Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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