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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

elen degeneres is straight....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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