elen degeneres is straight....

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

a fish swimming in the water swims

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

My parents died!

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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