What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's funnier than 24? 25

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

american government

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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