Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

"knock knock" "Come in"

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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