- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Romans rights.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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