What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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