- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

haha

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

you lose.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Romans rights.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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