Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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