- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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