- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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