so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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