a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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you are a åsshole :)

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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hi

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Dylan is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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