Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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