why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Basically copying you.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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