- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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