- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

How does shit taste?\ Good.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Your momma so fat, she's fat

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