- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

The government

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

suck my balls mr.garison

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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