- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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