- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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