Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

So, how 'bout that airline food?

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

im a willy bum bum

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

a blond girl walks into a bar

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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