The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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I agree

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Hahaha

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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