What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

once upon a time, it snowed

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Woman's rights

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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