A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Justin Beiber

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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