Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock knock Come in

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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