- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

women's rights

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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