- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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