What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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Anti Joke

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