Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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your life

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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Justin Beiber

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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