Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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