- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

I told you it would happen

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

a pornstar comes early to a party

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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