- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??