why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

david what a baghead

bacon

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Flop dog

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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