i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Anti Joke

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