Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Xbox One

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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HURT

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

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