- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

its all aodhan

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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