- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Knock knock ... No ones home

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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