(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Nuneaton..

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

you and your family will die tonight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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