- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Help I'm being raped!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

A white person at Harvard

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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