- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

hi bye

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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