- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

shut up kobe!

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

falling didnt make the difference

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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