Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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bees knees

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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