Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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The Game

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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