Women's rights.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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