Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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