whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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to get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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420

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Justin Bieber

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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