This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

you first

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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