- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Knock Knock Come in.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Justin Bieber

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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