How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why didn't he finish his

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yes... that's the joke

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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