What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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NASCAR

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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