- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

full house

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

a man said hi.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

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